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‘Waiter, there’s been a mix-up’

I've never rushed to the bathroom so quickly in all my life. After going to the movies, we decided to go out for dinner, my friends and I. Well, I really wish we hadn't. If you know anything about me, aside from the fact that I'm extremely accident prone, it's that I'm a vegetarian, bordering… Continue reading ‘Waiter, there’s been a mix-up’

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Can’t Take Me Anywhere

After an early Black Friday shopping spree, my friends and I decided it would be nice to go for dinner at Swiss Chalet, to sit and relax our tired, aching feet. This shouldn't be a big deal. It's just food, right? Everyone has to eat. Well, as someone who is constantly dribbling on her top,… Continue reading Can’t Take Me Anywhere