Dear Diary, Today I ripped another shirt. Today's topic is one that I hadn't really thought about until today when I tore a brand new shirt--and I'm talking brand spanking new! I got it last night, washed it and put it on when I got up. Four hours later the shirt got snagged on the corner of… Continue reading Rip Between The Lines
This one's for the ladies (mostly). Of all the products and tools we have for our hair the curling iron is the one that always seems to attack me. I don't know about you, but every other time I pick up that thing I somehow manage to burn myself. I don't burn myself in the… Continue reading Burns and Beautification
One of my New Year's resolutions was 'less stress'. Apparently, the universe does not get their memos, because it is day 2 of the new year and my washer decides to quit wringing out the clothes! Well, it's not mine. There are three of us in the house and the washer belongs to the other… Continue reading Wring Around the Housie
Hope everyone had a lovely holiday! Today's post is something we can almost all relate to: over imbibing. I waited to start my drinking years until my mid-twenties. After graduating high school, the only goal was to escape my hometown. It didn't really matter where I went or what I did. I ended up in… Continue reading Um… Why? Why Did I Do It?
I hate that we've ruined the planet with modern technology. There is so much plastic floating around on our planet it could probably feed everyone in the world for at least ten years if it were a food source. The only invention I couldn't live without is the toilet. I don't want to think about… Continue reading The Bare Necessities
Have you ever been in an accident and someone says, "Don't worry about it. You will laugh about this some day."? If you're anything like me, you might want to slap said person. For instance, in my very first post I talked about how I fell and did the splits on a milk crate when… Continue reading Chain Reaction
After an early Black Friday shopping spree, my friends and I decided it would be nice to go for dinner at Swiss Chalet, to sit and relax our tired, aching feet. This shouldn't be a big deal. It's just food, right? Everyone has to eat. Well, as someone who is constantly dribbling on her top,… Continue reading Can’t Take Me Anywhere
So, I've had a sinus infection for a few months now. It's been so bad that I get a massive eyeball headache instantly after walking outside, or daring to look at my computer (which makes a writer's life so much more interesting, don't you think?). This has brought me to the doctor more times than… Continue reading Tea Bag Mishap
As most of you may know from reading past posts, I am in fact a superhero! That's right, I clean dirt and grime during the day and by night? I am a ghost, I am an angel, I'm a sixteen-year-old girl just trying to find her place in the world, I'm an old man nearing… Continue reading The Car Ate My Key!