I've never rushed to the bathroom so quickly in all my life. After going to the movies, we decided to go out for dinner, my friends and I. Well, I really wish we hadn't. If you know anything about me, aside from the fact that I'm extremely accident prone, it's that I'm a vegetarian, bordering… Continue reading ‘Waiter, there’s been a mix-up’
I don't know how I get into these situations. Regardless of the why's, here's the how... We have a pantry that I couldn't walk into, and it was driving me insane! So, a little early spring cleaning was added to my to-do list, and because I'm so particular it took me all day, practically. It's… Continue reading ‘Crime Scene’ Cleanup
This one's for the ladies (mostly). Of all the products and tools we have for our hair the curling iron is the one that always seems to attack me. I don't know about you, but every other time I pick up that thing I somehow manage to burn myself. I don't burn myself in the… Continue reading Burns and Beautification
Sorry I haven't written in a while. The flu is going around and I was one of the unfortunate souls to be taken down by it. I've been wanting to tell this story for over a week. You can't tell a child that they're allergic to the sun and not have them look at you… Continue reading Blisters in the Sun
Hope everyone had a lovely holiday! Today's post is something we can almost all relate to: over imbibing. I waited to start my drinking years until my mid-twenties. After graduating high school, the only goal was to escape my hometown. It didn't really matter where I went or what I did. I ended up in… Continue reading Um… Why? Why Did I Do It?
Christmas is a wonderful time of year! It's always been my favorite. Ever since I was a kid. Presents, presents, presents! I'm just kidding. It's not about the presents you get; it's about family, love, and fun. Well... most of the time. Today's post is actually about presents; one particular present. So, it's that time again! Our… Continue reading Merry Christmas, Bob!
After an early Black Friday shopping spree, my friends and I decided it would be nice to go for dinner at Swiss Chalet, to sit and relax our tired, aching feet. This shouldn't be a big deal. It's just food, right? Everyone has to eat. Well, as someone who is constantly dribbling on her top,… Continue reading Can’t Take Me Anywhere
So, I've had a sinus infection for a few months now. It's been so bad that I get a massive eyeball headache instantly after walking outside, or daring to look at my computer (which makes a writer's life so much more interesting, don't you think?). This has brought me to the doctor more times than… Continue reading Tea Bag Mishap
As most of you may know from reading past posts, I am in fact a superhero! That's right, I clean dirt and grime during the day and by night? I am a ghost, I am an angel, I'm a sixteen-year-old girl just trying to find her place in the world, I'm an old man nearing… Continue reading The Car Ate My Key!
I don't know if I can teach you anything with this blog, except to always watch where you're going in life, though I do hope that you get a chuckle out of it. If this blog posting can make even one person's day a little better, I can say that I've done my job. Today,… Continue reading Hazardous Work Environment?