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Chairwoman of the Floor

Yep, I've fallen through a chair. Twice! Fun fact: Charles Darwin added wheels to his laboratory chair, in order to be able to move freely and have easy access to his tools and paper. Isn't that creative? It's Sunday (family day, as my dad calls it) and we're circled around a table playing board games,… Continue reading Chairwoman of the Floor

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Rip Between The Lines

Dear Diary, Today I ripped another shirt. Today's topic is one that I hadn't really thought about until today when I tore a brand new shirt--and I'm talking brand spanking new! I got it last night, washed it and put it on when I got up. Four hours later the shirt got snagged on the corner of… Continue reading Rip Between The Lines

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‘Waiter, there’s been a mix-up’

I've never rushed to the bathroom so quickly in all my life. After going to the movies, we decided to go out for dinner, my friends and I. Well, I really wish we hadn't. If you know anything about me, aside from the fact that I'm extremely accident prone, it's that I'm a vegetarian, bordering… Continue reading ‘Waiter, there’s been a mix-up’

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Burns and Beautification

This one's for the ladies (mostly). Of all the products and tools we have for our hair the curling iron is the one that always seems to attack me. I don't know about you, but every other time I pick up that thing I somehow manage to burn myself. I don't burn myself in the… Continue reading Burns and Beautification

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Um… Why? Why Did I Do It?

Hope everyone had a lovely holiday! Today's post is something we can almost all relate to: over imbibing. I waited to start my drinking years until my mid-twenties. After graduating high school, the only goal was to escape my hometown. It didn't really matter where I went or what I did. I ended up in… Continue reading Um… Why? Why Did I Do It?

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Merry Christmas, Bob!

Christmas is a wonderful time of year! It's always been my favorite. Ever since I was a kid. Presents, presents, presents! I'm just kidding. It's not about the presents you get; it's about family, love, and fun. Well... most of the time. Today's post is actually about presents; one particular present. So, it's that time again! Our… Continue reading Merry Christmas, Bob!