I've never rushed to the bathroom so quickly in all my life. After going to the movies, we decided to go out for dinner, my friends and I. Well, I really wish we hadn't. If you know anything about me, aside from the fact that I'm extremely accident prone, it's that I'm a vegetarian, bordering… Continue reading ‘Waiter, there’s been a mix-up’
I don't know how I get into these situations. Regardless of the why's, here's the how... We have a pantry that I couldn't walk into, and it was driving me insane! So, a little early spring cleaning was added to my to-do list, and because I'm so particular it took me all day, practically. It's… Continue reading ‘Crime Scene’ Cleanup
My plan, back in January of last year, was to become a vegetarian. I thought I did the right amount of research. I'm a very picky eater so it was imperative that I do it right. I mean, vegetarians live off of beans and soy, and other equally unappealing ingredients, right? I can't stand either… Continue reading Accidentally Going Vegan
This one's for the ladies (mostly). Of all the products and tools we have for our hair the curling iron is the one that always seems to attack me. I don't know about you, but every other time I pick up that thing I somehow manage to burn myself. I don't burn myself in the… Continue reading Burns and Beautification
Sorry I haven't written in a while. The flu is going around and I was one of the unfortunate souls to be taken down by it. I've been wanting to tell this story for over a week. You can't tell a child that they're allergic to the sun and not have them look at you… Continue reading Blisters in the Sun
One of my New Year's resolutions was 'less stress'. Apparently, the universe does not get their memos, because it is day 2 of the new year and my washer decides to quit wringing out the clothes! Well, it's not mine. There are three of us in the house and the washer belongs to the other… Continue reading Wring Around the Housie
Hope everyone had a lovely holiday! Today's post is something we can almost all relate to: over imbibing. I waited to start my drinking years until my mid-twenties. After graduating high school, the only goal was to escape my hometown. It didn't really matter where I went or what I did. I ended up in… Continue reading Um… Why? Why Did I Do It?
I hate that we've ruined the planet with modern technology. There is so much plastic floating around on our planet it could probably feed everyone in the world for at least ten years if it were a food source. The only invention I couldn't live without is the toilet. I don't want to think about… Continue reading The Bare Necessities
Looking for guest writers! I've received so many comments about how people have also done some strange things to injure themselves and it got me to thinking: I would love to hear more and post them to my blog if any of my followers/visitors would like to guest blog or be featured in a post.… Continue reading Join Me! (Bring Bibs & Band-aids!)
Christmas is a wonderful time of year! It's always been my favorite. Ever since I was a kid. Presents, presents, presents! I'm just kidding. It's not about the presents you get; it's about family, love, and fun. Well... most of the time. Today's post is actually about presents; one particular present. So, it's that time again! Our… Continue reading Merry Christmas, Bob!