Happy Trails

A simple chat with an old friend reminded me of a crazy event that occurred during my 'drinking' phase. Most teens have their drinking phase right into college and since I didn't go to college until I hit twenty-two, I got a late start. Spending nearly five years working non-stop after high school I decided it was… Continue reading Happy Trails

4 Wheels, 3 Bases & 2 Injuries

I've been mentally going over my list of scars to share for this post. (There are too many to choose from) "She's so dumb she got hit by a parked car!" Have you ever heard this joke? It wasn't exactly written about me, though unfortunately, I can certainly fit into the stereotype on at least… Continue reading 4 Wheels, 3 Bases & 2 Injuries

Once Bitten, Twice As Painful

Today's tale is one of immeasurably poor timing and astounding gracelessness. In this scenario, I am about eight-years-old. I'm walking barefoot with my little brother, who is around six. I can't tell you where we'd been or what we'd been doing, but I can tell you that we lived in a duplex that was next… Continue reading Once Bitten, Twice As Painful

This Clumsy Girl’s Big Fall

If there were an Olympic event for being accident prone I swear I’d win a gold medal. Maybe take all three. Don't believe me? Keep reading. For some people, an accident is just that: an accident. It’s not an everyday occurrence. Everyone muddles through their bad days, moving on after the appropriate ‘mourning’ session has… Continue reading This Clumsy Girl’s Big Fall