Rip Between The Lines

Dear Diary, Today I ripped another shirt. Today's topic is one that I hadn't really thought about until today when I tore a brand new shirt--and I'm talking brand spanking new! I got it last night, washed it and put it on when I got up. Four hours later the shirt got snagged on the corner of… Continue reading Rip Between The Lines

‘Waiter, there’s been a mix-up’

I've never rushed to the bathroom so quickly in all my life. After going to the movies, we decided to go out for dinner, my friends and I. Well, I really wish we hadn't. If you know anything about me, aside from the fact that I'm extremely accident prone, it's that I'm a vegetarian, bordering… Continue reading ‘Waiter, there’s been a mix-up’

Wring Around the Housie

One of my New Year's resolutions was 'less stress'. Apparently, the universe does not get their memos, because it is day 2 of the new year and my washer decides to quit wringing out the clothes! Well, it's not mine. There are three of us in the house and the washer belongs to the other… Continue reading Wring Around the Housie

The Bare Necessities

I hate that we've ruined the planet with modern technology. There is so much plastic floating around on our planet it could probably feed everyone in the world for at least ten years if it were a food source. The only invention I couldn't live without is the toilet. I don't want to think about… Continue reading The Bare Necessities